More Yaoiy SPOOFNESS- TornxDax

This one was totally my reaction to the newest pairing making the rounds.

Trust me again, this is only for fun X3

I dont begrudge people their pairings, and I REALLY need to make some of the Jak/Dax spoofs I've been planning, so people dont just think Im picking on them! I SORRY!! These are the ones that just ... come out!

Don't kill me for Torn's lack of tats. I couldnt be bothered to draw them in every panel!

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Script AGAIN, since mah handwriting be teh BIYOTCH

Torn: Rat. Get the mail.
Dax: Only cos I was goin' for it anyways.

*creak*
Dax: Well lookie here.... what's this?

Letters: TORN n DAXTER (w00t XD)

Dax: Yo. Laryngitus. You actually got a letter. Pinch me.
Torn: Fuck off before I gut you.

Dax: But hey, if its your momma, take it from me.... watchin' the video of your birth bass-ackwards aint gonna do a bit of good! You're like syphilis- she's got you for LIFE! XD

PISSY!Torn: I SAID FUCK OFF!
*WHAM*

Torn: Damn rat...
Dax: Jerk...

Both: *contemplative HRMM*

Greetings Canon Character!
You have been selected as one half of a NEW PAIRING! <3 Of the same-sex affair by default, and aside from all your other relationships, we truly hope you enjoy this one as much as the others. It has inspired quite a few fangirls, so good luck!
Details and photos are enclosed!
Love, Fangirl INC

Both: DAMN. >_>

Dax: I hate this biz! HATE IT! I'M ALWAYS THE BITCH! Tess ain't gonna be too happy about this, either... So... pullin the curtain on the NEXT guy who'll have my ass...

*SHF*

Dax: HRRNNGGG~!!!!!!

Torn: Killl me. now. They always do this to me- the 'strong' commander. Erol. Jak. GOD. Let's... see who the next unlucky bastard is...

*SHFF*

Torn: HULFFFF~!!!!!

*YELLINGS* XD

Jak: DAX!?

SEXY!Ashelin: Torn?!

Ashe: Jak! HELP!
Jak: Ashe! HELP!
Both: I just found him like this, and... there were these... papers....

Letters: TORN n DAXTER

Both: DEAR... GOD....

Fangirlism. Going where no sane being has dared to tread.

Little!Jak: Thats almost about as bad as US together! JESUS!
little!Ashe: *NOD!*

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Jak/Ashelin: PBBBBBBBLLLLTTT. >:0

*inches away* I think this is my last comic, so... UM YEAH... XP Unless I get inspired again, you all are free.

FREE I SAY.

[Characters (C) NDI for a VERY important reason.]